SF Signal: Stop George Before He Films Again!

Stop George Before He Films Again!

Unbelievable. The climactic fight between Obi-wan and Vader will take place in lava........on surfboards. Seriously, when did George acquire the crackpipe? Why do we have to have this pseudo-hip crap in this movie? Its supposed to be heavy and cool, and not loaded down with surfer Darth. Please.

To quote Sting from Dune: "I will killl him!".

Oh my dear god.... Okay I am dialing up Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg - prep the intervention team. I will have the chopper on the roof in 5.

Posted by Tim on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 5:01 PM

So...you're not going to see it then?

Posted by John on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 5:26 PM

If you think this is bad, I saw a rumor on some site stating that George is going to remove the current bluey-Annikan guy at the end of RotJ and replace him with a bluey-Christenson for the DVD release. This might cause me to recind my pre-order.

But probably not. At least I have the Laserdisc set of the original movies, as God meant them to be seen, before George discovered bongs...

Posted by jp on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 5:30 PM

We knew there had to be lava involved, right? That's why he ends up in the mask...

Posted by Scott on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 7:02 PM

Considering I didn't see Attack of the clones until it came out on DVD - I can almost guarantee that if this movie looks as crappy as its starting to sound - I will avoid it completely... Fanboy or not - I do have my limitations....

Posted by Tim on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 7:32 PM

Its not the lava, its the surfboarding fight over the lava. Lame.

Posted by jp on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 8:14 PM

Urg.

Posted by Fred Kiesche on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 9:25 PM

Is that 'Attack of the Clowns' or 'Attack of the assclowns?'

Posted by Scott on Friday May 21, 2004 at 1:07 AM

Take a look at the latest Dork Tower (I posted a link on The Eternal Golden Braid). A funny take on the madness.

Posted by Fred Kiesche on Friday May 21, 2004 at 7:34 AM