I find your lack of pepperoni.....disturbing....

Posted by JP on Thursday October 07, 2004 at 10:53 AM at 10:53 AM

I find your lack of pepperoni.....disturbing....

Posted by JP on Thursday October 07, 2004 at 10:56 AM at 10:56 AM

Use the sauce, Luke!

Posted by John on Thursday October 07, 2004 at 11:07 AM at 11:07 AM

Another one: "Obi Wan Anchovy has taught you well!"

Posted by John on Thursday October 07, 2004 at 12:59 PM at 12:59 PM

The scene - a city street, Pizza Joe's driver has just stopped and is getting ready to get our of his yellow, dented Datsun B210 truck.

[Darth Vader walks up to the truck, driver sees Vader in the rear view mirror, looks at the camera]
Driver: "I have a bad feeling about this."

[Vader walks to the driver side]
Vader: "The pizza will soon be back in my hands."
Driver: "What?"
Vader: "I'll tear this truck apart until I've found those pizzas!"
Driver: "Dude, you can order them just like anybody else?!"
Vader: "Your powers are weak old man."
[Vader grabs the driver's throat.]
Driver: [gurgle, gurgle]
Vader: "You have failed me for the last time!"
[Driver pulls away, grabs the pizza and thrusts it at Vader.]
Driver: Here, take it if you want it so bad!
[Vader opens the pizze box to look inside.]
Vader: I find you lack of pepperoni...disturbing.
[Driver puts the truck in gear...]
Driver: Man you are going to jail, I'm going to have you arrested! You suck man!
[...he starts to drive away]
Vader: No, I am your father!
Driver: You're whacked man, psycho!
Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.

Posted by Scott on Friday October 08, 2004 at 10:48 AM at 10:48 AM