SF Signal: Caption Challenge #2: Cory Doctorow Edition

Caption Challenge #2: Cory Doctorow Edition

Well after a little photo manipulation by our crack team of humor specialists here at SFSignal, we have a shot of Mr. Doctorow in an appropriate pose for a Star Trek episode. I felt that we would be remiss if we did not poke a little fun and offer up a second caption challenge after the success of our previous endeavor (or lack of success depending on how you look at it.) So without further ado, I present Ensign Doctorow and be gentle folks.

"Hi, I am a no-talent clown who has achieved nowhere near the success of mainstream sci-fi authors, however because I cannot shut the hell up on the internet, other bloggers treat me as if I'm a big name in science fiction. Oh, and check out my awesome Apple tattoo."

Is that too long? How about:

"Excuse me, which one of these buttons erases me from history?"

Posted by Josh on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 5:53 PM

"Ummm, excuse me, Captain? I know you're busy trying to talk that sentient computer into destroying itself, but which one of these buttons lets me upload to Boing-Boing?"

Posted by Michael Natale on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 6:46 PM

"OMG, captain, it's KLINGON goatse!!"

Posted by patrick on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 6:53 PM

So much hate for Cory. I'm saddened and shocked.

Keep it up.

And if I didn't know any better, I would think that Josh is a sock puppet for Trent.

Posted by jp on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 7:44 PM

"Um, I've got a question. Sorry, I know I'm new here, but, ah, why are we meat?"

Posted by Matt Jarpe on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 9:20 PM

"My blog gets more hits that Will Wheaton's so I GET TO BE CAPTAIN!!!"

Posted by Larry on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 9:44 PM

I've got three:

1: "Life-forms....hap-py lit-tle life forms..."
2: "I'm allergic to Retinox 5"
3: "transmitting coordinates under Creative Commons Licence now, captain."

Posted by Jeff P on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 9:58 PM

"A red shirt?!? I specifically asked for a yellow shirt. Oh god, please don't let my death be painful."

Posted by Wes on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at 11:54 PM

"Okay, all in favour of abandoning the peace mission to the Klingon Empire in favour of finding a good wi-fi connection so we blog our latest complaints about copyright, raise your hands!"

Posted by bloginhood on Wednesday July 18, 2007 at 2:07 AM

"Why yes Captain, I am volunteering for an away mission."
"Why is everyone looking at me like that."

Posted by General X on Wednesday July 18, 2007 at 4:08 AM

"Warp what? C'mon, it can't work that way! I know 'cause I write this stuff."

Posted by Dan on Wednesday July 18, 2007 at 9:32 AM

JP, that comment from "Josh" was not (sock puppet) me. But it was damn funny.

Posted by tditto on Wednesday July 18, 2007 at 11:15 AM

My mother was a tricorder and my father was a turbolift. Hi Mom!

Posted by LA on Wednesday July 18, 2007 at 7:29 PM