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6 Secrets of the New Space Hotel

A new space hotel is slated to be launched in 2012. Here's what you need to know....

  1. If you get caught stealing the towels, they toss you out the airlock.
  2. Thanks to a cross-promotional brainstorm, coffee for the the Continental breakfast is provided by Starbucks.
  3. The shuttle bus ride back to Earth costs $6 billion dollars.
  4. In space, no one can hear you watch in-room pr0n.
  5. The hotel restaurant serves Soylent Green.
  6. The robotic concierge provides room service, if you know what I mean.

Share: | Posted by John on Sunday August 12, 2007 - 2:44 AM | Category: Humor, Space | © 2007 SF Signal



Comments

Until they get something in orbit, I look upon this as a lot of smoke and mirrors. Bigelow Aerospace has not one, but two test modules in orbit and doing great. I think they'll have a hotel up there first.

Posted by Fred Kiesche on Sunday August 12, 2007 at 3:07 PM

I don't know what you mean, John. What does #6 mean?

7. For an extra fee, your shuttle pilots to and from the hotel will be SOBER!

Posted by PeterY on Sunday August 12, 2007 at 6:05 PM



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