Hey, I didn't know Little Trooper wore a helmet too!

Posted by JP on Thursday July 17, 2003 at 3:36 PM

"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

Posted by SR on Thursday July 17, 2003 at 3:45 PM

"Is that a light saber in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by John on Thursday July 17, 2003 at 3:47 PM

"Woah! You're hung like a wookie!"

Posted by John on Thursday July 17, 2003 at 3:51 PM

"Judge me by my size do you?"

Posted by SR on Thursday July 17, 2003 at 4:02 PM

Trooper1 - "So, how's working for the Empire working out for you?"
Trooper2 - "Not bad, but the benefits aren't as good as Zerg."

Posted by Scott Shaffer on Friday July 18, 2003 at 7:30 PM

(In a whisper) "Shhh, Vader's in the stall behind you."

Posted by Scott Shaffer on Friday July 18, 2003 at 7:32 PM

This conjoined situation is really beginning to bug me!

Posted by Ralmon on Friday July 18, 2003 at 7:35 PM

You don't need the Force to get a rise outta me!

Posted by JP on Friday July 18, 2003 at 8:13 PM

"Nice penis there, Frank."

Posted by John on Friday July 18, 2003 at 8:36 PM

"I just came back from Jabba's palace where he's got Leia in chains wearing this gold princess getup. This might take a while."

Posted by John on Friday July 18, 2003 at 8:39 PM

"These aren't the groins you are looking for. Move along, move along"

Posted by Dan on Thursday April 07, 2005 at 12:14 PM