Caption Contest
By John DeNardo |
Thursday, July 17th, 2003 at
3:08 pm

Here’s mine:
“Feel the Force, Luke…”
Filed under: Movies
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Hey, I didn’t know Little Trooper wore a helmet too!
“Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper?”
“Is that a light saber in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Woah! You’re hung like a wookie!”
“Judge me by my size do you?”
Trooper1 – “So, how’s working for the Empire working out for you?”
Trooper2 – “Not bad, but the benefits aren’t as good as Zerg.”
(In a whisper) “Shhh, Vader’s in the stall behind you.”
This conjoined situation is really beginning to bug me!
You don’t need the Force to get a rise outta me!
“Nice penis there, Frank.”
“I just came back from Jabba’s palace where he’s got Leia in chains wearing this gold princess getup. This might take a while.”
“These aren’t the groins you are looking for. Move along, move along”