The future today!
Have you ever been at a football game and searched in vain for the beer guy, but been reluctant to get up and walk the 20 steps to the concession stand because you were a) too fat to walk that far without becoming winded or b) afraid to miss some heart-pounding action on the field (most likely by the cheerleaders?)
Maybe you’ve stood there, legs crossed in pain, watching your soccer team get close to scoring in the final seconds while you began to wonder if it was possible for your kidneys to rupture on their own, rather than in the melee that will come after the game?
And I know we’ve all sat in church caught in rapture over the eloquent speaking from the pulpit – only to suddenly realize you don’t have a place to throw away your empty potato chip bag?!
Well – no more! I give you – the Food Suit! Just what the sports-fan or advid church-goer needs to enjoy the comforts of home while not missing a minute of the action!
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Ahhh, nothing like the feeling of warm liquid from recently consumed adult beverages running down the side of your leg to remind you of the simpler times…
That is very disturbing. Its no wonder he’s a Cubs fan…
That is disturbing. Who are the poor bastards that have to test this thing? I can only imagine what a Quality Assurance Report might look like…
Thanks John….