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Unbelievable. The climactic fight between Obi-wan and Vader will take place in lava........on surfboards. Seriously, when did George acquire the crackpipe? Why do we have to have this pseudo-hip crap in this movie? Its supposed to be heavy and cool, and not loaded down with surfer Darth. Please.
To quote Sting from Dune: "I will killl him!".
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Posted by JP Frantz at Thursday May 20, 2004 at 4:30 PM
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Oh my dear god.... Okay I am dialing up Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg - prep the intervention team. I will have the chopper on the roof in 5.
Posted by Tim on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 5:01 PM
If you think this is bad, I saw a rumor on some site stating that George is going to remove the current bluey-Annikan guy at the end of RotJ and replace him with a bluey-Christenson for the DVD release. This might cause me to recind my pre-order.
But probably not. At least I have the Laserdisc set of the original movies, as God meant them to be seen, before George discovered bongs...
Posted by jp on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 5:30 PM
We knew there had to be lava involved, right? That's why he ends up in the mask...
Posted by Scott on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 7:02 PM
Considering I didn't see Attack of the clones until it came out on DVD - I can almost guarantee that if this movie looks as crappy as its starting to sound - I will avoid it completely... Fanboy or not - I do have my limitations....
Posted by Tim on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 7:32 PM
Its not the lava, its the surfboarding fight over the lava. Lame.
Posted by jp on Thursday May 20, 2004 at 8:14 PM
Is that 'Attack of the Clowns' or 'Attack of the assclowns?'
Posted by Scott on Friday May 21, 2004 at 1:07 AM
Take a look at the latest Dork Tower (I posted a link on The Eternal Golden Braid). A funny take on the madness.
Posted by Fred Kiesche on Friday May 21, 2004 at 7:34 AM