Caption Challenge #3: George Lucas Edition
By Tim |
Thursday, July 26th, 2007 at
12:30 am
Yes, it is time for another challenge for our readers. This one comes from one of my favorite sites, Forever Geek. They found this Flickr image from the production of the new Indiana Jones film, and I could not resist using it for a challenge. So feel free to give some caption love to Mr. Lucas and Mr. Ford.
Now the arrow points to a t-shirt that says “Han shot first” which can be purchased over at the Star Wars shop and was launched as part of the umpteenth release of the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs.
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“On the set of the new Indiana Jones movie, Harrison Ford has a relaxing moment with Shelly Winters.”
Lucas makes great strides in his lifelong dream. To look like a Wookiee.
Alternatively,
Lucas: You see Spielberg, what this movie really needs is effects, EFFECTS, like this child character, why not make him completely animated, and with a funny, thinly veiled resist accent, and frog like features. It practically screams success. Also what about the love interest, can I write the dialog…
Ford (thinking): So help me I’m gonna punch him right in the Han.
That’s just awesome.
Spielberg: Come on, Harrison, tell us the truth, who really shot first: Han or Indiana?
Ford: I Agree! This one will be so much better than the originals!
Harrison: “Man we’re getting old. But, hey, George is getting fat.”
Lucas: “I made all those movies and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.”
Man those three movies sucked…hell even the one before kind of sucked and I was in that one……
He is standing right behind me isn’t he?
“I thought you knew how I got him to change his mind again. Didn’t you even read the contract you signed?”
Harrison thought bubble:
“This guy is such a geek I don’t even know what that means… and I am Han. Oh well, the money’s green and I’ve got retirement to think about.”
George Lucas has a go at the new mechanically operated Harrison Ford
“I’m gonna make more money”, “No! I’m gonna make more!”, “NO, I”M GONNA!” (repeat, ad nauseum)
“Look guys, defeat grey hair – finally! It’s called a ‘hat’, all the rage in Europe”
Guy in hat: I can’t wait to see all the stupid geeks on the internet acting like idiots when we release this shot of George in that T-Shirt!
Ford: Whatever, I can’t hold this smile much longer, just take the shot already.
Lucas: My skin is actually burning. Do these shades hide the tears? I’m George Lucas, I’ll smile when I want. Just hurry up and take the ******* shot!!!
*Click*
I know I’m a few years late on this one… but seeing the shirt makes me happy… so here’s my caption…
Lucas: Oh it’s hilarious. I always knew Han shot first, but did you see how pissed off everyone got? And they still paid for it!