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21 SF/F Books Whose Titles Would Be Funnier if They Used the Word “Pants”

  1. 20,000 Pants Under the Sea by Jules Verne
  2. A Fire Upon the Pants/A Deepness in the Pants by Vernor Vinge
  3. A Journey to the Center of the Pants by Jules Verne
  4. A Song of Ice and Pants by George R. R. Martin
  5. A Stranger in Strange Pants by Robert A. Heinlein
  6. Altered Pants by Richard K. Morgan
  7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Pants? by Philip K. Dick
  8. Fallen Pants by Peter F. Hamilton
  9. His Majesty’s Pants by Naomi Novik
  10. Lest Pants Fall by L. Sprague De Camp
  11. Little, Pants by John Crowley
  12. Lord of the Pants (Fellowship of the Pants/The Two Pants/Pants of the King) by J.R.R. Tolkien
  13. Make Pants! Make Pants! by Harry Harrison
  14. Pants for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
  15. Red Pants/Blue Pants/Green Pants by Kim Stanley Robinson
  16. Snow Pants by Neal Stephenson
  17. The Lion, the Witch and the Pants by C.S. Lewis
  18. The Man in the High Pants by Philip K. Dick
  19. The Pants My Destination by Alfred Bester
  20. The Pants of Dr. Moreau by H.G. Wells
  21. Titus Pants by Mervyn Peake

Bonus! (Heh-heh…I said “bonus”…)

13 SF/F Stories Whose Titles Would Be Funnier if They Used the Word “Pants”

  1. “Bears Discover Pants” by Terry Bisson
  2. “Behold the Pants” by Michael Moorcock
  3. “Ender’s Pants” by Orson Scott Card
  4. “I Have No Pants and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison
  5. “Microcosmic Pants” by Theodore Sturgeon
  6. “Pants for Leibowitz” by Walter M Miller
  7. “Schrödinger’s Pants” George Effinger
  8. “The Cold Pants” by Tom Godwin
  9. “The Little Black Pants” by C M Kornbluth
  10. “The Man Who Sold the Pants” by Robert A Heinlein
  11. “The Nine Billion Pants Of God” by Arthur C Clarke
  12. “The Pants Men Don’t See” by James Tiptree, Jr.
  13. “Time Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Pants” by Samuel Delany

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