6 Secrets of the New Space Hotel
By John DeNardo |
Sunday, August 12th, 2007 at
2:44 am
A new space hotel is slated to be launched in 2012. Here’s what you need to know….
- If you get caught stealing the towels, they toss you out the airlock.
- Thanks to a cross-promotional brainstorm, coffee for the the Continental breakfast is provided by Starbucks.
- The shuttle bus ride back to Earth costs $6 billion dollars.
- In space, no one can hear you watch in-room pr0n.
- The hotel restaurant serves Soylent Green.
- The robotic concierge provides room service, if you know what I mean.
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Until they get something in orbit, I look upon this as a lot of smoke and mirrors. Bigelow Aerospace has not one, but two test modules in orbit and doing great. I think they’ll have a hotel up there first.
I don’t know what you mean, John. What does #6 mean?
7. For an extra fee, your shuttle pilots to and from the hotel will be SOBER!