SF Tidbits for 9/11/07

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  1. The Collected Work of H. P. Lovecraft

    Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Deeny

    Narrator

    I will tell you about something horrific I witnessed.

    (Narrator discusses MUNDANE experiences which supposedly lead up to something HORRIFIC.)

    Narrator

    We’re almost at the horrific bit.

    (Narrator talks about more stuff that might be SPOOKY if he’d only GET ON WITH IT.)

    Narrator

    We’re very close now.

    (Narrator draws it out MORE.)

    Narrator

    This time I swear we’re just about at the horrific thing almost.

    (Narrator FINALLY gets to the HORRIFIC thing which is HUGE and POWERFUL and EVIL and LAME.)

    THE END

    ….

    Now that is funny

  2. Robert Mark Kamen?!?!

    Who the hell is that guy?!?!

    Hell, who the hell is John Twelve Hawks?

    Never mind I lost interest.

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