The web site for Journey to the Center of the Earth is live.
This is supposed to be a remake of the Jules Verne classic, but the trailer makes it look more like a hybrid of fun family film and a young Indiana Jones rip-off. (Seriously, that mining car jump is straight out of Temple if Doom. And I won’t even bother asking what mining cars are doing in the center of the Earth to begin with…)
Oh yeah, and it’s got dinosaurs. And Brendan Fraser. And it’s in 3D.
It opens July 11th. Since the Worldwide machine of Marketing Hype has its vice-like grip around my kid, I’m pretty sure I’ll be going to see this.