When last we gathered together, we started to talk about the Star Wars prequels. I’ve got just a little more to say on the subject, and I hope you’ll bear with me. We already talked about what I think of as the perceived bad points against the three prequel movies. Now I want to get into the actual bad points. Shall we?

Let’s.

…Same As The Old Boss

Now, I want to defend some of the actual lousy points of the prequels. Because they were not flawless gems of filmmaking, nor do I contend that they are. I merely offer that they are better than made out to be. And in order to defend them, I am going to discuss the original trilogy. And this, I warn you, is the place where you’ll need to separate the original trilogy of movies from the beautiful golden idol in all of our minds. And probably shotgun my front door or something…

  • The writing: Well, it’s sort of a big point, isn’t it? The bad writing? It comes up pretty often. And it is pretty atrocious in some places. One gets the feeling, with the strange and bulky sentences that some of the characters use, that nobody actually sat down and read the script aloud beforehand. And it’s true. Especially in some of the quieter character moments, particularly between Amidala and Anikan Skywalker. If I had talked like that to my wife, she would probably be someone else’s wife, if you get my meaning. My defense, however, is to point out that in many a place, the writing in the original movies was not a lot more graceful. Lando Calrissian being dashing is cringe-worthy. Anything Luke Skywalker says in the first movie is cringe-worthy. Nearly anything anyone says in the first movie is cringe-worthy. Nobody talks like any of these people talk, in any of the movies. The dialogue doesn’t always hold up, therefore, in either trilogy, and the plots of all the movies tend to be fairly simplistic. But more on that later.
  • The acting: it was a particularly big joke against the second prequel: wooden acting. And I can make no strong defense of it, because it did have wooden acting. But I can offer some interesting ideas about it. For one: they are, in theory, disciplined people. It’s a film mostly made up of Jedi and politicians, i.e., people who are all able to keep their emotions in check. For two: for whatever reason, the prequel movies – particularly the second one – featured a lot more slow, quiet, character-moments than the original trilogy. I therefore find it likely that if we had had long scenes of Leia and Luke, or Han, sitting around talking, they would be just as stilted. (You can see a little evidence of this in The Return of the Jedi, on the rope-bridge in the Ewok village, as Luke talks to Leia and then Leia talks to Han. Expand that scene by an hour. You see what happens).
  • Made for kids: I have heard it suggested in many places that the prequel films, particularly the first one, felt dumbed-down and made for kids. This always puzzles me, in that the original Star Wars movies weren’t exactly Schindler’s List themselves. They were kid friendly too. Mostly, though, I think the thing to consider these are three follow-up films being made to three films made in the seventies and eighties, which were already kid friendly enough. And if you accept that the prequels are on the level of the original movies, then there would be no reason for them to be any darker. There would be no reason for them to evolve into The Matrix-like movies. It’s just that time has passed, and the world has changed, and now they seem like kid’s films. It’s like the perennial parental hallmark argument about how movie ratings seem to be getting worse, and you never see G-rated films anymore, and so forth. The world just changes.
A Few Parting Potshots

The Star Wars films have always had very simplistic plots, although that’s no problem at all since it works, and it’s fantastic. There is no need for complex plots, or for complex characters, in that they are essentially films full of archetypes. They are mythology pieces in so many ways, and that’s just fine.

One complaint I hear against all of the Star Wars films is about the seriously iffy science, to which I can only say: you betcha. The ships don’t move right. The lightsabers make no sense. The Death Star laser makes no sense. All the weapons and explosions and ships make a lot of noise in outer space, which surely doesn’t happen.

The reason this doesn’t phase me is that I don’t particularly think of Star Wars as science fiction. Maybe I just have too much time on my hands, but I think science fiction can be broken down into all sorts of interesting categories. I think that science fiction is stuff by Isaac Asimov, Jules Verne, and so forth. That is to say: work which has a grounding, and an emphasis, on the science. And then there is speculative fiction, which gets lumped into science fiction. Future stories. Stories of the past. Stories based around questions like if this goes on… or if this happens… or what-have-you. And then I think there is a third category, which died with the pulp magazines, which is fantastic fiction. Stories of the fantastic. And into that category, I would include Star Wars. It’s huge and exciting and fantastic. (If you want to see Star Wars done as science fiction, watch Joss Whedon’s Firefly; the science works, space is soundless, and so forth).

I think that if the prequels had any one big flaw, it was that they were perhaps too earnest and too sincere. There was absolutely no cynicism or irony in the love scenes, in the dramatic conflicts between characters. There are really no gray areas between the light, and the dark. And I think that this level of earnest intent can make the movies feel a bit cheesy and awkward in places. And on a related note, it occurs to me that the prequels do not have one thing which the original movies did, which is: Han Solo and Chewbacca. They added not only an interesting level of banter, but also a cynicism and sarcasm which did help the original movies from feeling entirely earnest and intense all of the time. There is no equivalent to them in the prequel movies, and I think that is to their detriment.

(Anyway, if you ask me, the best thing about Star Wars as a whole is that it led to the Expanded Universe. It gave us shelves upon shelves of novels and comics and some truly amazing video games. I perhaps have more fond memories of playing Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight than I do watching any of the movies. And the books, although some are good and some are bad, form one massive work of continuity which is really rivaled only by the comic book universes of Marvel and DC Comics. I think that’s pretty special. And a whole lot of fun. And it enhances the movies, when you come back to them.)

I think that it’s actually too soon to judge the prequels successes or not. And actually, that’s part of why I’m talking about them now, even though there’s no reason for me to be bringing up and discussing the prequels. It’s not like they’re in the news, or having an anniversary, or needing reconsideration or anything. If the phrase “time heals all wounds” is true, I think it can comfortably be applied to movies as well as, you know, the other things it applies to (shark bites? Harlan Ellison attacks? your pick). Now that time has come between me and the prequels, I can look back at them and consider them a little more objectively. I can try to take from them what they give me, leave what they don’t, and then go on my merry way. And I think as we put more and more distance between ourselves and the prequels, they might start to look friendlier.

I think the final thing to keep in mind is that actually, they’re probably a hugely different experience for kids. Writing this article, I keep wishing I had a child of about, say, eleven. I mean, we are beginning to have whole generations to whom all six Star Wars movies have just existed on DVD for them. They don’t remember having three movies in their lives, and then three interlopers appearing. There’s just always been these six things. I wonder what they think of the prequels? And I wonder what they think of these older, rougher creatures, these Star Wars movies that came out a long time ago…

There. I think we’ve gotten through it all without tearing apart any golden idols, without emptying that beautiful drawer labeled Star Wars, which I would never want to empty. Far from it, I want to add to it. Ideally, I want you to be able to watch the prequels and take from them as much as you possibly can, adding it to that drawer in your mind. I have found that since I had to take the original trilogy off its pedestal and consider all the movies, and Star Wars, that my love for it all has not only reignited, but increased. And so, I try to pass some of that onto you.

I hope it works.

Please put the shotgun away.

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