Beware The Hairy Mango: ‘More Than a Muffin’
What’s shakin’, Signalians! (As I say this, I point at you with both hands in a pistol pose that I hear was cool fifteen years ago.) The latest and sadist episode of Beware The Hairy Mango has arrived! It may or may not contain a muffin, but it definitely contains more than a muffin. Says so right there in the title. In today’s story we explore the tree-shakingest of buttery fantasies. I challenge you to prove me wrong. Stand at attention and delight in “More Than a Muffin”!
WARNING: Contains Latin! And some naughty words derived from the old Saxon.
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