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Beware the Hairy Mango (Throwback!): The Next Vampire Story

You ever wonder what it sounded like when I spoke slowly on Beware the Hairy Mango? Well, pretend you’ve wondered. It sounded a lot like this terribly old episode!

One has to delve deeply into ancient knowledge to unlock the secrets of the vampire! Yes, as ancient as episode 12! Don your steel-belted shirt collars and wander aimlessly into “The Next Vampire Story!”

WARNING: You’ll be sleeping with the lights on! Even if you work third shift and sleep during the day!

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Matthew Sanborn Smith is too big for this tiny little bio! He is bustin' out all over! He also has some stuff at Tor.com, Nature, Chizine, StarShipSofa, GUD and some other places like http://bewarethehairymango.com.
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