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Here’s mine:

“Feel the Force, Luke…”

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12 Comments on Caption Contest

  1. Hey, I didn’t know Little Trooper wore a helmet too!

  2. “Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper?”

  3. “Is that a light saber in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”

  4. “Woah! You’re hung like a wookie!”

  5. “Judge me by my size do you?”

  6. Scott Shaffer // July 18, 2003 at 7:30 pm //

    Trooper1 – “So, how’s working for the Empire working out for you?”

    Trooper2 – “Not bad, but the benefits aren’t as good as Zerg.”

  7. Scott Shaffer // July 18, 2003 at 7:32 pm //

    (In a whisper) “Shhh, Vader’s in the stall behind you.”

  8. This conjoined situation is really beginning to bug me!

  9. You don’t need the Force to get a rise outta me!

  10. “Nice penis there, Frank.”

  11. “I just came back from Jabba’s palace where he’s got Leia in chains wearing this gold princess getup. This might take a while.”

  12. “These aren’t the groins you are looking for. Move along, move along”

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