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Go to Hell!

Ever wondered where you’ll end up in the afterlife? Well look no further! Dante’s Inferno Test will tell you where you’ll end up and why! Fun at parties!

And if you don’t like the result, why Design Your own Hell!

Here’s my very own:

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Greens
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

NAMBLA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

The New York Yankees
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Upper management at a large computer company
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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3 Comments on Go to Hell!

  1. Thanks a lot JP!

    It’s always comforting to know that I can enjoy eternity gurgling in black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world, along with those tearing each other to piecemeal with their teeth.

    Hey, sounds like a great FPS – I’m looking forward to it!

  2. Militant Vegans
    Circle I Limbo

    Bill Clinton
    Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

    Riceboys, DMV Employees, NAMBLA Members
    Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

    Qusay Hussein
    Circle IV Rolling Weights

    Creationists, Gray Davis, Scientologists
    Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

    River Styx

    Osama bin Laden
    Circle VI Buried for Eternity

    River Phlegyas

    Saddam Hussein
    Circle VII Burning Sands

    Rednecks, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
    Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

    Uday Hussein
    Circle IX Frozen in Ice

    Design your own hell

  3. priests
    Circle I Limbo

    angels
    Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

    bastards
    Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

    joseph
    Circle IV Rolling Weights

    mary
    Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

    River Styx

    lord
    Circle VI Buried for Eternity

    River Phlegyas

    christian bastards
    Circle VII Burning Sands

    jesus
    Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

    god
    Circle IX Frozen in Ice

    Design your own hell

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