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Bug Off!

Tired of pesky mosquitoes? Then try Buzz Off clothing, which includes insect repellent chemicals bonded to the fabric. Useful and fashionable too! (In a Steve Irwin kinda way.)

About John DeNardo (13013 Articles)
John DeNardo is the Managing Editor at SF Signal and a columnist at Kirkus Reviews. He also likes bagels. So there.

4 Comments on Bug Off!

  1. A couple of weeks ago, my friend showed me some Wasp napalm. You get some very sugary jelly but instead of making it with just water, you make it with parafin. It sets remarkably well. The wasps will crawl all over it in hordes. The you just light it with a match.

    Harsh but fair. We’re at the top of the food chain for a reason.

  2. Do they have Buzz Off Clothing for Spammers, Telemarketers, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Houston Chronicle subscription sellers, and really really stupid Q/A people?

    PS: Can anyone try this Wasp Napalm trick out and capture a video of it?

  3. Perhaps a compo with the most humourous shape of napalm* jelly covered in burning wasps is in order.

    (* it’s not actually napalm, it just sounds cool)

  4. FYI – the Buzz Off clothing only works for a limited time – washing the clothes removes the chemical after 10 or so washings (depends on the garment.)

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