When John told me that I was merely satiating my craving for attention when posting the MLB piece, he likened me to the long-haired shock-jock Howard Stern to which I replied with a hearty, “I wish! Have you seen his new wife?!” So in my continued attempt grab attention, and to satisfy your need for a supermodel article, here’s a link (hopefully, not work-safe) for you. When I grow up, I hope I, too, can make millions, so that a beautiful girl would marry me despite my own total lack of beauty.
While we’re at it, do you guys know about alltheweb.com search engine? It’s especially good for finding those free, not-for-work images (and mpegs, too).