The 2004 New York Yankees Are The Biggest Bunch of Worthless Losers In The History of the MLB

Posted on October 21, 2004 by Peter in TV // 19 Comments

Hey, New York Yankees! You sucked when I was growing up, and take a guess, YOU STILL SUCK! I think I like it better when you sucked during the regular season instead of making yourselves historical losers and believe me, you’ll be reminded of that for a loooooooooooooong time to come because whenever a team leads 3-0 in a 7 game series, the commentators will now all say that “no team has ever lost a 7 game series after taking a 3-0 lead, except for the 2004 New York Yankees!” As you’re crying over your 4-time spilt milk, I hope Steinbrenner take you losers out for some batting practice using your worthlessly overpaid heads!

Bill Buckner // October 21, 2004 at 8:40 am //

Waaaa, I’m a bandwagon Yankees fan who only supports them when they win, waaaa!

Tim // October 21, 2004 at 10:50 am //

I certainly would like to know how this applies to SF? Maybe if you can throw a time machine in there and make some of the players undead space nazis – then I think you might have a movie there…

Rich // October 21, 2004 at 11:14 am //

Uhhhh . . . I thought the NYY were undead space nazis? Or maybe that was just their fans . . . I mean they had to get the police out on the field in riot gear for game 6 of the ALCS – riot gear? The mere fact that they were prepared to come out on the field in riot gear, let alone that they had to do it, was interesting. Since Torre took over their post season record has been good, not to mention the fact they have one of the most interesting and rich history of any team in baseball, despite that fact I still don’t like them which is why I am fine with the fact that you are a bandwagon NYY fan Pete.

Peter // October 21, 2004 at 11:40 am //

Were they out in riot gear last night so the fans don’t trash the Stadium in total disgust? As for the SF angle, maybe if Steinbrenner had invoke some voodoo, maybe this post wouldn’t have been necessary.

Peter // October 11, 2005 at 4:58 am //

Ha! They’re losers, again!

PS: If Steinbrenner were an undead nazi space zombie, would he be rolling over in his grave?

Doug // October 11, 2005 at 10:22 am //

Are you convinced that Steinbrenner isn’t?? I thought the jury was still out on that…. 🙂

(looking for my Chris Burke jersey….)

Scott // October 12, 2005 at 10:52 am //

I’m confused – are you a Yankee fan who is upset they lost Pete, or are you a Yankee hater?

The Yankees are the most storied franchise in baseball. I don’t like the current owners ability to buy his way to success, but then, this too is part of the history of the Yankees. They bought Babe Ruth and they’ve been buying the best players ever since – and lo and behold it works for them (where it doesn’t work for the Mets, Phillies, Giants, etc.)

In 2005, the payrolls for the top MLB teams where:

Yankees $208M

Red Sox $123M

Angels $97M

Cardinals $92M

Braves $86M

Astros $76M

White Sox $75M

Padres $63M

Top payrolls not represented are:

Mets $101M

Phillies $95M

Giants $90M

Mariners $87M

Cubs $87M

Dodgers $83M

Yes, the Yankee’s exited in the first round this year but they’ll be back next year. The ability to nearly double the rest of the league in terms of payroll makes them a contender.

John // October 12, 2005 at 11:00 am //

And, lest we be accused that baseball is not science fiction, I bring you Baseball in Science Fiction! 🙂

Peter // October 12, 2005 at 11:15 am //

I don’t know what I am, Scott … rather than incur the wrath of Tim by posting an brand new entry showing my disgust and (a good dose of Schadenfreude) I just resurrected an old entry by adding a new comment which little to do with the original entry.

Tim // October 12, 2005 at 2:10 pm //

PH33R the WRATH OF TIM!!!! Boogey Boogey – I will now be forced to send my Yankee lovin brethren to your home and force feed you baseballs… MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Sorry about that folks…:-@

FredKiesche // October 12, 2005 at 4:43 pm //

Yankees? It ain’t SF. Who gives a flying fig leaf?

Fred in NJ.

Scott // October 12, 2005 at 11:31 pm //

This blog is about science, fiction, SciFi, fantasy, technology, space, anime, books, computers, games, movies, music, TV, the web, and rarely, humor.

Peter // October 13, 2005 at 12:13 am //

what? noone commented on my use of the word “Schadenfreude?” That should have bummed the Lix score!!

Fred, what part of the undead nazi-space zombie, Steinbrenner, didn’t you understand?? 🙂 I thought we had that standing rule that if any mention of a U.N.S.Z automatically makes a post SF-related?

Fred Kiesche // October 13, 2005 at 7:24 am //

“This blog is about science, fiction, SciFi, fantasy, technology, space, anime, books, computers, games, movies, music, TV, the web, and rarely, humor.”

(1) “Humor. A difficult concept.”

There. A raving fanboy reference to inject some science fiction, movie and humor into it.

“Fred, what part of the undead nazi-space zombie, Steinbrenner, didn’t you understand??”

(2) True. I forgot the charter. Undead nazi-space zombie would work. However, Steinbrenner is just a raving idiot, not necessarily any of the other things.

Maybe he’ll be reborn on the next spinoff of “The Apprentice”.

Tim // October 13, 2005 at 9:48 am //

Personally, I still don’t really think this applies to our normal posting milieu in that its really an editorial piece about Pete’s desire to see the NY Yankees get kicked out of any playoff situation they are put into. We can inject undead space nazis and time travelling alien overlords, but alas this still has nothing really to do with SciFi or the other topics we tend to discuss. Just one inmates thoughts….

Peter // October 13, 2005 at 10:59 am //

My silly little post has garnished more attention than I would have thought — sorry for the consternation.