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Not That I Troll AMC’s Website Waiting for SW Tickets To Go On Sale or Anything…

…but here’s the blurb they have for Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith:

The galaxy is weary after three long years of war. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi have become legendary heroes in their campaigns against the droid forces of the evil General Grievous. Anakin and his secret wife, Padme Amidala, have been separated for months, and he finally reunites with her to learn that she is pregnant. He is plagued by visions of her dying in childbirth, haunting images of a possible future. Anakin is determined to stop her from dying–no matter the cost. This leads Anakin down a dark path to commit terrible deeds. Obi-Wan Kenobi must face his former apprentice in a ferocious lightsaber duel on the fiery world of Mustafar.

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7 Comments on Not That I Troll AMC’s Website Waiting for SW Tickets To Go On Sale or Anything…

  1. oh the injustice! natalie portman’s character dies in childbirth, while hayden “i could’ve been a dawson’s creek reject” christiansen’s (however the hell you spell it) doesn’t!

  2. Not to be the one who rains on your parade, but we knew that since that whole “I’m your father Luke” bit from Empire.

  3. What?!?! Vader is Luke’s father? Nonsense!

  4. Hey Homer, do i have to remind you that you need to put *spoiler warning* around stuff if you’re going to do that…

  5. No spoiler warning was needed. Everything that’s going to happen in this film is already known. It’s been in the previous films and all the assorted comic tie-ins. Not to mention Anakin’s vision-in-the-cave in Clone Wars vol. II, where we see his avatar kill his mate.

    Not only will this film rehash established facts, but Anakin has repeated visions of all the bad stuff about to happen? Oh for the love of…

    Y’all really gotta let go of this franchise.

  6. Thanks Jeff, and I would not suggest referring to me as “Homer”.. I know where you live :-@

  7. You only know until the house is sold…BTW, wanna buy a house?

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