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BREAKING NEWS! Braaains!

Even as I frantically type this, zombies are breaking in to the SF Signal headquarters in Mom’s basement. If there’s anyone listening, contact the authorities and —

Braaains!!!

About John DeNardo (13013 Articles)
John DeNardo is the Managing Editor at SF Signal and a columnist at Kirkus Reviews. He also likes bagels. So there.

2 Comments on BREAKING NEWS! Braaains!

  1. I agree that there’s some creepy stuff going on, but the news I’m hearing says these ‘carriers’ are just very sick people. But they are obviously very infectious, so be careful!

  2. Somebody was just scratching at my door. When I opened it, all I saw was a streak (of blood!?) rounding the corner. What the hell is going on??????

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