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6 Secrets of the New Space Hotel

A new space hotel is slated to be launched in 2012. Here’s what you need to know….

  1. If you get caught stealing the towels, they toss you out the airlock.
  2. Thanks to a cross-promotional brainstorm, coffee for the the Continental breakfast is provided by Starbucks.
  3. The shuttle bus ride back to Earth costs $6 billion dollars.
  4. In space, no one can hear you watch in-room pr0n.
  5. The hotel restaurant serves Soylent Green.
  6. The robotic concierge provides room service, if you know what I mean.
About John DeNardo (13013 Articles)
John DeNardo is the Managing Editor at SF Signal and a columnist at Kirkus Reviews. He also likes bagels. So there.

2 Comments on 6 Secrets of the New Space Hotel

  1. Until they get something in orbit, I look upon this as a lot of smoke and mirrors. Bigelow Aerospace has not one, but two test modules in orbit and doing great. I think they’ll have a hotel up there first.

  2. I don’t know what you mean, John. What does #6 mean?

    7. For an extra fee, your shuttle pilots to and from the hotel will be SOBER!

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