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Star Wars Galaxy Map

It’s not quite a Key Map, but this 50,000 parsec view map of the Star Wars galaxy should be enough to get you in the neighborhood.

It also shows that Tatooine is indeed located at the ass-end of the galaxy. If I grew up there, I’d be like Luke, spending inordinate amounts of time “going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters”, which we all know is Tatooine-slang for “trolling Mos Eisley for hookers.”

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John DeNardo is the Managing Editor at SF Signal and a columnist at Kirkus Reviews. He also likes bagels. So there.

3 Comments on Star Wars Galaxy Map

  1. Now that is fun! And the fact that you managed to work the word ‘parsec’ in there makes it even more fun.

  2. You’ll note that I used it as a measure of distance, not of time.  “Made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs” indeed!

  3. I did indeed, that is what made it so funny.

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