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Beware The Hairy Mango: ‘Leonardo Da Countertop’

Swooping from below to catch you up and cradle you in its loving limbs, this IS Beware The Hairy Mango. Today’s story is an epic tale of one brilliant man who strives to better society through science and the woman who might just be his downfall. Zounds! Join me as I channel Steve Martin and Father Guido Sarducci in voicing the thinking man’s hero, “Leonardo Da Countertop!” It’s five minutes of your life folks. All I’m asking is that you hand it over to me.

Warning: Contains loud noises, no-no words and a wee-wee poem!

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