Attention, Signalreenos! The awe-inspiring Beware The Hairy Mango once again presents a C.O.D. of delight, delivered directly to your door! Tear it open with your good tooth and fill your belly with it and the occasional Styrofoam peanut. Bear witness today to the harrowing tale of a man torn between dinner and wardrobe, seductress and stupidhead! Take note of where you were when you first heard the words, “They Call Me Mr. Stinkypants!”
Rated PG-13 for Pretty Good . . . um, . . . Thirteen.