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Beware The Hairy Mango: ‘The Laughter of the Chicken-Wieners’

When the moon hits your eye like a brick, makes you cry, that’s A-Mango-more!

Love is in the air at Beware The Hairy Mango, Signalios, but only because we’ve run out of Lysol. And in tribute to Love, we bring you a tale of gun-fighting and dead animals! Gird your loins for our latest episode, “The Laughter of the Chicken-Wieners”!

CAUTION: Probably has dirty words! It’s been a few days since I last heard it, so I can’t say for sure, but knowing me, I’d let my money ride on potty-mouthery.

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