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Trailer: The Three Musketeers

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas is a classic story that follows the adventures of d’Artagnen as he teams up with the eponymous Musketeers: Athos, Porthos and Aramis. Now, I’ve never been a fan of the idea of the Musketeers, I’ve never read the book and even the cartoon during The Banana Splits was only mildly interesting to me. I now know why Dumas’ work never caught my attention, it was missing something. Something that the new 3D movie The Three Musketeers has almost right off the bat in the following trailer: steampunk assassins. Plus, airships, dragon flame throwers and gatling cannons.

Here’s the scoop:

The hot-headed young D’Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.

The steampunk elements almost make up for the horrid choice of releasing this in 3D. Expect lots of things flying in face (we can only hope Milla Jovovich is one of them, did I forget to mention she’s in the film?) and, most likely, a weak story.

Is there nothing a little touch of steampunk can’t make better? I’d really like this movie to not suck, the trailer looks rather interesting.

[H/T The Quiet Earth]

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5 Comments on Trailer: The Three Musketeers

  1. Milla Jovovich in a gown with a sword. That’s almost as awesome as Helen Mirren with a machine gun in RED. But really, I was hooked when I saw Matthew Macfadyen. I do believe those were steampunk *ninja* assassins. 



  2. I do like the works of Alexandre Dumas. Looks nice this movie, I’ll give it a chance, even if is not that faithful to the book (wich could be the best decision in such a classic masterpiece).

    Also, wouldn’t it be something like clockpunk?

  3. I think I’ll just remain complacement with my vague memories of “Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds”:

  4. Fun!  I’ll see it.

  5. Stevo Darkly // March 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm //

    Some of the fight scenes make me think this should have been named The Musketrix. 🙂

    (Hmmm, it occurs to me that there are at least two possible interpretations to that: “Matrix” take-off or “female musketeer” … I think I meant them both.)

    I’ll probably end up watching it.

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