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Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘A Hell of a Licking’

Heavens! You’ve caught me and the Beware The Hairy Mango podcast unawares! We were in the shower and didn’t hear you come in. Our combined body hair requires a bottle and a half of shampoo before it even considers getting clean. But you’ll feel a world (or at least a city) of squeaking cleanliness when you lose yourself in today’s wonderful story, “A Hell of a Licking!”

WARNING! Some gross and yuchy adult stuff may be going on inside!

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3 Comments on Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘A Hell of a Licking’

  1. You were in the shower?


    I hope you had a cookie, I did.


    (note not an actual representation of me…)

  2. Gotta love our readers…

  3. That’s the kind of fan the Mango wants. Good thing that’s the kind it attracts.

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