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Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘Here’s Not Looking at You, Kid!’

Hello, you crepuscular mollusks! Beware the Hairy Mango has a brand new show, raring to stop, with a higher than average amount of eye-goo!

Get a whiff of thrilling adventure as a daring explorer combats both icky gross creatures and the semi-bridled lust of an entire town: Here’s Not Looking at You, Kid!

WARNING: Why do I still have to warn you about this show? Are you even paying attention?

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