Table of Contents: UNIDENTIFIED FUNNY OBJECTS 3 Edited by Alex Shvartsman
Alex Shvartsman’s upcoming anthology Unidentified Funny Objects 3 will contain over 82,000 words of fiction, and feature cover art by Tomasz Maronski and interior illustrations by Barry Munden. The book will be released in October 2014.
Here’s the table of contents:
- “On the Efficacy of Supervillain Battles in Eliciting Therapeutic Breakthroughs” by Jim C. Hines
- “The Right Answer ” by James Miller
- “The Gefilte Fish Girl ” by Mike Resnick
- “Master of Business Apocalypse ” by Jakob Drud
- “Carla at the Off-Planet Tax Return Helpline ” by Caroline M. Yoachim
- “Why I Bought Satan Two Cokes on the Day I Graduated High School ” by Nathaniel Lee
- “Company Store ” by Robert Silverberg
- “The Door-to-Door Salesthing from Planet X ” by Josh Vogt
- “Picture Perfect ” by Matt Mikalatos
- “The Discounted Seniors ” by James Beamon
- “That Must Be Them Now ” by Karen Haber
- “Notes to My Past and/or Alternate Selves ” by Sarah Pinsker
- “The Real and the Really Real ” by Tim Pratt
- “An Insatiable Craving ” by Camille Griep
- “Live at the Scene ” by Gini Koch
- “The Newsboy’s Last Stand ” by Krystal Claxton
- “The Full Lazenby ” by Jeremy Butler
- “Do Not Remove this Tag ” by Piers Anthony
- “Super-Baby-Mom Group Saves the Day! ” by Tina Connolly
- “The Choochoomorphosis ” by Oliver Buckram
- “The Fate Worse than Death ” by Kevin J. Anderson & Guy Anthony De Marco
- “Elections at Villa Encantada ” by Cat Rambo
- “Infinite Drive” by Jody Lynn Nye

Two reprints are included (stories by Silverberg and Resnick), with the rest being original material.