The Moon is a Planet” and Other Words of Wisdom from QVC

Admittedly, one does not turn to the shopping channel QVC to learn about the universe, but what a great lesson on the state of the world, eh?
In this clip, viewers learn that the moon is a planet, among other things.
[Thanks, Kristin!]
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…I can’t…Wow.…Okay, so they got their definition directly off of Wikipedia, but it all just… it seemed comedic on purpose, like they were …joking.
…only not.
We use a lot of science in our everyday lives… like, um, symbiosis. Sometimes we even use it correctly.
*cough*
George Clooney is a star. The Moon is an igloo.
No, wait. George Clooney is a planet.
I am reminded of Brave New World when watching this segment.