New Batman v Superman Teaser: Oh Noes! Superman Unmasks Batman!

Come on, Supes, you do know you have X-Ray vision, right? You don’t even need to be in the same room with him, much less tear off his mask. What’s with the dramatics?

And Batman, dude, that coat completely negates the cape. Didn’t you learn anything by having Alfred dress you all those years? Also, Superman can totally take you in a fight. From a distance. Without even trying. He’s an alien. Just sayin’.