Matthew Sanborn Smith is too big for this tiny little bio! He is bustin' out all over! He also has some stuff at Tor.com, Nature, Chizine, StarShipSofa, GUD and some other places like http://bewarethehairymango.com.
Hey, Folks! The Lords of SF Signal have allowed me to post a story from my new collection The Dritty Doesen in order to get your Matthew Sanborn Smith juices flowing. [...]
You ever wonder what it sounded like when I spoke slowly on Beware the Hairy Mango? Well, pretend you’ve wondered. It sounded a lot like this terribly old episode! One [...]
Where the heck have I been? That’s not a rhetorical question, I’m genuinely hoping you can tell me. A better question might be, “Where the heck hasn’t [...]
Hello, you crepuscular mollusks! Beware the Hairy Mango has a brand new show, raring to stop, with a higher than average amount of eye-goo! Get a whiff of thrilling adventure [...]
Hey there, My Tropical Ends and Odds! Beware the Hairy Mango is full-bellied with a new episode, about to spill all over your ear! Prepare yourselves for a sultry tale of [...]
Greetings, Assorted Fruits! We at Beware the Hairy Mango will soon have some exciting news for serious Mango fans! In the meantime, here’s another crappy episode. Just [...]
Hello, My Dearest Drens! Put your head on both my shoulders at the same time and swoon over this classic piece of Beware the Hairy Mango nostalgia! In today’s thrilling [...]
Hey, Tropical Fruit-chewers! It’s time for an episode of Beware the Hairy Mango that’s so new, it almost isn’t out yet! Today’s story is romance at [...]
Enough of this new stuff! What about all the folks out there who dig soft, mushy, brown fruit? Well, those folks are in luck, because Beware the Hairy Mango has those in [...]
Somebody call Human Resources, because this is our freshest Beware the Hairy Mango yet! This episode totally belongs on SF Signal because there are spacesuits! No one goes [...]
Hello, my swarthy Mango-munchers! This is your forgotten, but not gone Matthew Sanborn Smith, and his out of mind, outta sight podcast Beware the Hairy Mango! Our latest [...]
Hello, my hearty Mangolistas! It’s that time of year again: MuchoMangoMayo 2013! Listen to a new episode of Beware the Hairy Mango each and every day this month at the [...]
Hello, my hairy hotdogs! You’ve spent far too many long and lonely nights without the golden Beware the Hairy Mango podcast and I’m here today to give you a taste [...]
It’s that time of year again when we gather round the Mango tree and clobber each other with once-a-year love. Yes! It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2012! My gift to you this [...]
A very Mangy Christmas to all of you SF Signalites and your patchy dogs too! We’re temporarily skipping a few episodes of Beware The Hairy Mango in order to deliver the [...]
To borrow the words of the immortal Mr. Flanders, “Hi-dilly-ho, Neglectorinos!” Hot off the backburner, this is Matthew Sanborn Smith wishing you a very belated [...]
Heavens! You’ve caught me and the Beware The Hairy Mango podcast unawares! We were in the shower and didn’t hear you come in. Our combined body hair requires a [...]
Dragging this dead horse into its third dreadful month, this is Beware The Hairy Mango’s final installment of MuchoMangoMayo! Rather than leave week four and a half [...]