Beware the Hairy Mango (Throwback!): The Next Vampire Story
You ever wonder what it sounded like when I spoke slowly on Beware the Hairy Mango? Well, pretend you’ve wondered. It sounded a lot like this terribly old episode! One [...]
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Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘The Fifth Corner’
Where the heck have I been? That’s not a rhetorical question, I’m genuinely hoping you can tell me. A better question might be, “Where the heck hasn’t [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘Here’s Not Looking at You, Kid!’
Hello, you crepuscular mollusks! Beware the Hairy Mango has a brand new show, raring to stop, with a higher than average amount of eye-goo! Get a whiff of thrilling adventure [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘Swinging Shingles’
Hey there, My Tropical Ends and Odds! Beware the Hairy Mango is full-bellied with a new episode, about to spill all over your ear! Prepare yourselves for a sultry tale of [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘The Fouling’
Greetings, Assorted Fruits! We at Beware the Hairy Mango will soon have some exciting news for serious Mango fans! In the meantime, here’s another crappy episode. Just [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango (Throwback!): ‘All You Need is Lava’
Hello, My Dearest Drens! Put your head on both my shoulders at the same time and swoon over this classic piece of Beware the Hairy Mango nostalgia! In today’s thrilling [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘Easy Bake Lovin”
Hey, Tropical Fruit-chewers! It’s time for an episode of Beware the Hairy Mango that’s so new, it almost isn’t out yet! Today’s story is romance at [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango (Throwback!): ‘A Case of the Lumps’
Enough of this new stuff! What about all the folks out there who dig soft, mushy, brown fruit? Well, those folks are in luck, because Beware the Hairy Mango has those in [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: “Straw Poll”
Somebody call Human Resources, because this is our freshest Beware the Hairy Mango yet! This episode totally belongs on SF Signal because there are spacesuits! No one goes [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘Bottom Out’
Hello, my swarthy Mango-munchers! This is your forgotten, but not gone Matthew Sanborn Smith, and his out of mind, outta sight podcast Beware the Hairy Mango! Our latest [...]
It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2013!
Hello, my hearty Mangolistas! It’s that time of year again: MuchoMangoMayo 2013! Listen to a new episode of Beware the Hairy Mango each and every day this month at the [...]
Finally Revealed! What the “SF” in “SF Signal” Really Stands For
Now that SF Signal has won the Hugo, it can finally be told . . [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango – The Mango You’ve Been Missing!
Hello, my hairy hotdogs! You’ve spent far too many long and lonely nights without the golden Beware the Hairy Mango podcast and I’m here today to give you a taste [...]
MuchoMangoMayo 2012!
It’s that time of year again when we gather round the Mango tree and clobber each other with once-a-year love. Yes! It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2012! My gift to you this [...]
VIDEO: ‘Beware the Hairy Mango’ Celebrates Episode #100 with “Lobsterman”! [NSFW]
Matthew Sanborn Smith is the proprietor of the always-hilarious podcast Beware the Hairy Mango. He’s just recorded his 100th episode and, in proper celebration of a [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea’
A very Mangy Christmas to all of you SF Signalites and your patchy dogs too! We’re temporarily skipping a few episodes of Beware The Hairy Mango in order to deliver the [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘Half a Whole-Bushel’
To borrow the words of the immortal Mr. Flanders, “Hi-dilly-ho, Neglectorinos!” Hot off the backburner, this is Matthew Sanborn Smith wishing you a very belated [...]
Beware the Hairy Mango: ‘A Hell of a Licking’
Heavens! You’ve caught me and the Beware The Hairy Mango podcast unawares! We were in the shower and didn’t hear you come in. Our combined body hair requires a [...]
MuchoMangoMayo: The Finale! (Or is that Finally?)
Dragging this dead horse into its third dreadful month, this is Beware The Hairy Mango’s final installment of MuchoMangoMayo! Rather than leave week four and a half [...]
Another Dose of MuchoMangoMayo!
Aloha, Signalariats! Beware The Hairy Mango rises from the sewers of months past to hinder your much needed concentration. MuchoMangoMayo is so big it has kicked June’s [...]
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