You ever wonder what it sounded like when I spoke slowly on Beware the Hairy Mango? Well, pretend you’ve wondered. It sounded a lot like this terribly old episode! One [...]
Where the heck have I been? That’s not a rhetorical question, I’m genuinely hoping you can tell me. A better question might be, “Where the heck hasn’t [...]
Hello, you crepuscular mollusks! Beware the Hairy Mango has a brand new show, raring to stop, with a higher than average amount of eye-goo! Get a whiff of thrilling adventure [...]
Hey there, My Tropical Ends and Odds! Beware the Hairy Mango is full-bellied with a new episode, about to spill all over your ear! Prepare yourselves for a sultry tale of [...]
Greetings, Assorted Fruits! We at Beware the Hairy Mango will soon have some exciting news for serious Mango fans! In the meantime, here’s another crappy episode. Just [...]
Hello, My Dearest Drens! Put your head on both my shoulders at the same time and swoon over this classic piece of Beware the Hairy Mango nostalgia! In today’s thrilling [...]
Enough of this new stuff! What about all the folks out there who dig soft, mushy, brown fruit? Well, those folks are in luck, because Beware the Hairy Mango has those in [...]
Somebody call Human Resources, because this is our freshest Beware the Hairy Mango yet! This episode totally belongs on SF Signal because there are spacesuits! No one goes [...]
Hello, my hairy hotdogs! You’ve spent far too many long and lonely nights without the golden Beware the Hairy Mango podcast and I’m here today to give you a taste [...]
Matthew Sanborn Smith is the proprietor of the always-hilarious podcast Beware the Hairy Mango. He’s just recorded his 100th episode and, in proper celebration of a [...]